But he made a mistake in hiring Elvis as his lab technician, as Mr Presley was secretly working for the CIA at the time.

Three of Shakespeare's plays were originally intended for a cast comprised entirely of dogs.

The people of Pershore communicate entirely in morse code.

The Rother Valley is terrorised by eight feet long dragonflies that secrete agent orange from pores on their tails.

It is physically impossible to post 18 consecutive lies on this game.

In Cardiff, ferocious pensioners terrorise the streets, tearing down entire buildings in their eagerness to get at the fibre glass insulation inside. They then sell this to Bolivian merchants, who ship it home on one extremely well trained and muscular carrier pigeon.

I recently met and fell in love with the smallest bat in the world at a late night roller disco. He was performing as a bass guitarist in the complementary cabaret act as part of a progressive jazz combo called Whoops, Butterfingers. Sadly, we can never have children because he is addicted to crabsticks and too much salty food diminishes semen and eyesight.