mc5 - ... so help me God.

The sitcom "The Vicar of Dibley" is based on the experiences of cosmonauts on the Mir space station.

In cases of dire emergency, the Millennium Dome is capable of functioning as a contact lens for the London Eye.

Job interviews are always erotic experiences.

Weather does not exist after it has been forecast.

Betting on horse races is a good way to make money fast.

A career with a large accounting firm will leave you with a keenly-defined sense of your own individuality.

Dog poo mixed with pineapple youghurt makes a perfectly acceptable substitute for Castrol GTX. Your engine will thank you.

Fish fingers were invented by Thomas a' Beckett as a handy snack to take on crusades.

Hobnob biscuits can be used to replace a missing hubcap.