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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Projoy
Kashmir is home to a remote sect that venerates both Guru Nanak and the Surprise Symphony. They call themselves the Haydn Sikhs.
Projoy
I wrote Beethoven's Symphonies.
Projoy
If you don't have anaesthetic to hand, aniseed will do just as well.
Projoy
Croutons are made from the element croutonium.
Projoy
After pole vaulting to a height of a mile, Her Majesty often comes down in suburban gardens in Swindon, occasionally startling her Swindonian subjects.
rab
Projoy has plenty of work to do.
Breadmaster
Under no circumstances would I consider inviting Projoy to do some of my work to make everything fairer.
Lib
Travelling by public transport in the middle of the night is completely safe, especially for women on their own.
Kim
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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