mc5 - ... so help me God.

They also like custard. Lots and lots of custard. But not blancmange. Blancmange is widely acknowledged to be evil.

[snorgle] That's why you feed it to ants.

A glass of milk has been appointed the new Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs.

Regrettably, the new Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs has been forced to resign after being found drunk in its office.

[Projoy] Well, that saved a few sour remarks.

I can't lie.

It tastes better than it smells.

That is certainly true of my dog which has got no nose.

Next year's Eurovision Song Contest will be hosted in Anchorage.

[Projoy] I'll be there. [plump] How does he see?

Samba music causes incontinence.