And yes, that was a joke worth making.

The second product expected in the Copeland toiletry range is for maintining a sporting gentleman's personal hygiene in the groin area, and will be called 'Rock-San'.

The third & fourth products in that range will be a household pet-mess cleaner, "De-doodoodoo", and a spermicidal prophylactic, "De-dadada".

I just thought of a brilliant "walking on the moon" pun, but it's so good I'm going to have to keep it a secret.

[Projoy] That's fine; nobody wants to hear it.

The most popular product will of course be the bubbly delight in a bottle called "Every Bath You Take"

And a range of feminine hygiene products, "Roxannitry towels".

The most popular product is 6*9.

[Raak] 56!

[Boolbar] No, 42.
The Police products are being diversified into food items such as low-calorie baked goods, starting with "Invisible Bun".

I don't regret the decision I made aged 17 to go to medical school at all. It's a piece of cake!

You can learn all you need to be a doctor by reading "Gray's Anatomy" and watching animal hospital religiously.

"Gray's Anatomy" is to be superseded by the "Hayne's Book of the Body" which, like the famous motor mechanic's manuals, is based on a complete strip down and disassembly.