People with sickle cell anaemia do not find jokes about the Grim Reaper funny, because he uses a scythe.

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

Lion Bars contain about 10% lion; uncooked, which is why they are so chewy.

Likewise, Double Decker bars are manufactured using discarded parts from the original Routemaster buses.

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark used to gain vast profits from touring due to not having to bother with a lighting rig.

Yet again the Eurovision Song Contest has showcased the finest in European culture, setting yet higher our shared international standards when it comes to music.

It is totally wrong that the UK Eurovision entry came last! It was a total fix, and Jemini were such clearly talented singers that they deserved to win more than any other country!

KitKats contain about 10% deep fried kitten, which is why they are so crunchy.

John Logie Baird would be delighted by Big Brother.

I'm not back from vacation yet.