mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dunx

My eels are full of hovercraft, which they are disappointed about now that they realise that cross-channel ferry is also on the menu and they hadn't noticed.

Bob the dog

Dunx plays drums for money.

Projoy

I went to a hover craft fair the other day, where I saw a man levitating while carving a traditional Welsh love spoon.

Bob the dog

I am in love with a spoon. That makes me glad to be Welsh.

Boolbar

Buying tickets to see Radiohead is a stress free process.

snorgle

I am a spoon.

Dunx

There used to be three Coen brothers, but the third one stayed in the fountain.

Projoy

I live in a Welsh love spoon.

Projoy

Ancient Hindu kingdom Nepal has recently adopted The Shoop Shoop Song as its national anthem.

Projoy

There are proposals afoot to change it again next year, to Nkosi Sikelele Afrika.

Dunx

People with sickle cell anaemia do not find jokes about the Grim Reaper funny, because he uses a scythe.