That's nothing. The last time the Stones played in Pittsburgh, not only did it smell like a factory that produces both tyres and tuna, but Keith Richards started leaking formaldehyde during "Gimme Shelter".

My eels are full of hovercraft, which they are disappointed about now that they realise that cross-channel ferry is also on the menu and they hadn't noticed.

Dunx plays drums for money.

I went to a hover craft fair the other day, where I saw a man levitating while carving a traditional Welsh love spoon.

I am in love with a spoon. That makes me glad to be Welsh.

Buying tickets to see Radiohead is a stress free process.

I am a spoon.