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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face
My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.
i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'
Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!
Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?
[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!
If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.
Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card
...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.
I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.
Now, let's not start that again...
Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day
I'm a professor of Doxology.
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