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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Cro-Magnon Man is pleased to announced his marriage to Worcester Woman.
You bet he's pleased. She has a reputation for being quite saucy. [Projoy] Congratulations by the way.
I told you my seduction technique works every time.
I never thought of making a sauce reference as Btd did above.
Bob the dog did something on my carpet.
Break dancing is banned in most china shops.
[Re DrQ] It was a feasibility study. Sadly, DrQu+xum's carpet proved to be unfeasible.
[Re Dunx] Unless you live in Bromsgrove.
[BtD] I actually meant moist china shops. Since Bromsgrove is in the middle of the Atacama Desert, I think you must be mistaken.
[Dunx] I stand corrected.
Watch me eat my breakfast live on the internet! Just plug into your cereal port!
I won a year's supply of chocolate mice in a competition and now every time I use my computer I get sticky hands.
</lie>[Projoy] Are you sure that's the chocolate?<lie>
There was in fact only ever one Degree; the other two were simulated by the use of time delayed mirrors and prerecorded harmonies.
Projoy is a clean-living, celibate, upstanding member of society.
...as this picture clearly shows.
I did not have to look at that picture 12 times to make sure that it was Projoy and not Yer Mom.
Or nat, or Néa, or even Thos.
Camels can live as long as 110 years.
It is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than for a camel to enter the kingdom of Heaven.
In motorsport circles, it's de rigeur to have a Le Mans-style sprint start at 5pm to get out of the office and into cars for the drive home.
Animals are quarantined when they come over from the continent. This is to prevent the spread of babies.
Babies can actually learn to walk within 3 hours of birth, they're just too damn lazy.
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