mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Queen earns a bit of money on the side as a cabbie.

If you lick the queen, she gets very sticky.

The queen is stuck to my shoe! I've tried scraping her off(oo-er), but to no avail.

I didn't have too much to drink last night.

Cro-Magnon Man is pleased to announced his marriage to Worcester Woman.

You bet he's pleased. She has a reputation for being quite saucy. [Projoy] Congratulations by the way.

I told you my seduction technique works every time.

I never thought of making a sauce reference as Btd did above.

Bob the dog did something on my carpet.

Break dancing is banned in most china shops.

[Re DrQ] It was a feasibility study. Sadly, DrQu+xum's carpet proved to be unfeasible.
[Re Dunx] Unless you live in Bromsgrove.