Sorry - I've spilt some meths and erased the last six moves.

...which is odd because I ended up marrying them both. Sadly to each other. They have bourne three children, each of which bears a striking resemblance to Noel Edmunds.

Noel Edmunds is a popular Christmas song.

Tripe is infectious.

The elbows of Welshmen are made of Gouda.

All pianos contain half a pound of armadillo shell.

Timmy Mallet can destroy entire cities with one sweep of his arm.