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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Taking candy from a baby is a capital offence in Florida.
I'm going to rock down to electric avenue, and then I'll take it higher.
Manchester United often pop round to my flat for a quick massage.
Cair Paravel in the Narnia Books was actually converted into a castle from yuppie flats.
L. Frank Baum had a rare microbial stomach infestation that made him tunnel into doors and subsist on wood chippings.
I like to walk around the streets of Leicester in a striped nightshirt and cap, with red circles around my eyes, looking outraged and carrying a blunderbuss.
The Scottish General Election has been won by the League of Martians. That makes me proud to be Welsh.
The word 'moist' is illegal in Kenya.
'Toilet Tissue' means 'fight like a squirrel' in Welsh.
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