mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm posting this move from Paraguay.

I'm posting this move from Bhutan.

I'm posting this move from Gabon.

I'm posting this move from Moldova.

I'm posting this move from St Kitts Nevis.

I'm posting this move from Kiribati.

The moment you measure the spin of a Labour spin doctor a Conservative spin doctor's spin instantly resolves into the opposite.

Liberal Democrats have no spin, leg or off. Luckily Charles Kennedy is a fast bowler.

I have posted in this game every day since I was born.

I wasn't born, I congealed.

I have never attempted to collect my farts in any type of glass container.

I have never farted.

My other car is a porch.

There were originally four coins in the fountain, but the fourth one left over artistic differences.

Meatloaf was later shown to have done that aswell, although in his defense it wasn't for love.

I bet you lot all feel embarrassed that you accidentally posted unbolded all this time eh?

My use of italics here is purely accidental and coincidental.