Horseflies have their own Grand National. Last Years winner was "Titchy", and I'd be a rich man if William Hill hadn't refused my bet.

Peace lilies are in fact very noisy when no-one's at home to hear them.

Trivial Pursuit was originally a Mad Scientist chase game where the objective was to collect the parts for your next Mad Invention^TM which would help you Rule The World!^TM but it was realised that the word "vial" was a synonym for "herring sputum" in Senegalese, and so something less zany was thought of instead.

At the gates of the Vatican, all visitors are required to fart into a beaker.

There are moves afoot to end this practice, however, due to the number of devout who accidentally "follow through".

Timberlake Wertembaker wrote Three Birds Farting in a Beaker

I'm posting this move from Paraguay.

I'm posting this move from Bhutan.

I'm posting this move from Gabon.

I'm posting this move from Moldova.

I'm posting this move from St Kitts Nevis.

I'm posting this move from Kiribati.

The moment you measure the spin of a Labour spin doctor a Conservative spin doctor's spin instantly resolves into the opposite.