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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The Dust Museum in Wuppertal stores dust bunnies from the last fifty years on its shelves. Although it has one elderly curator, his acquisition duties principally consist of opening the door periodically.
Hammerhead sharks are known for their proficiency in Salsa dancing.
Calvin Coolidge could dislocate his jaw and swallow his political opponents live.
Golda Meir was a Quaker.
Ibid & Projoy are actually Simon & Garfunkel. ("Lie-lie-lie...lie-lie-lie-lie, Lie-lie-lie....")
You can get rid off annoying horseflies simply by undoing them.
Horseflies have their own Grand National. Last Years winner was "Titchy", and I'd be a rich man if William Hill hadn't refused my bet.
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