The Tower of London is held together by raven spit.

I, for one, am not glad that MC5 is back up. 3 working sites is plenty.

I am not pleased that the server didn't crash last night as it hasn't given me the opportunity to test my autorestore script.

Pah! You won't find me posting here again.

My Celebdaq shares in Queen Victoria are performing well.

You won't catch me using (eat more chocolate) subliminal messages.

Unwilling to be caught up in the hype of Celebdaq, I am playing CelebDaquarie, where I mix cocktails for my favourite performers, like Rolf Harris, and send them through the post via their agents.