"Wuz Up" is a popular fizzy drink in Devon.

The correct pronounciation of "Wuz Up" is "uoos oop".

Uoos oop is Swahili for liberal necromancer.

And speaking of Donnie Rumsfeld ... a Budweiser commercial was recently shot:

[Ring]
Dubya: Yo!
Cheney: Yo, Dubs, whazzup?
Dubya: N'much, D, droppin' some bombs, havin' a Bud.
Cheney: True, true.
[Enter Rumsfeld]
Rums: WHAZZUP?
Cheney: WHAA-ZUP?
Dubya: WHAA-ZUP?
Rums: Yo, where's Tommy?
[Ring]
Gen. Franks: Yo.
Dubya: WHAAA-ZAAAP?
Franks: WHA-ZAP?
Cheney: -ZAAA-
Rums: -AAAA-
Dubya: -AAAA-
Franks: -AAAAAP! [Click]

Donald Rumsfeld is actually a big softie who likes nothing more than stroking kittens and giving money to charity.

Hackers really add value to our society.

The last three hacking attempts on our servers were traced back to a user named "L337GWB". The third was successful, and our webpage was defaced with pictures of 55 Iraqi officials.