...and it's odd because I was much too nervous to get my dick out when I did Equus, ten years before, when it was actually called for. Method acting clearly comes unbidden.

Oooh! The thought of nudity onstage gives me the willies.

I once did a naked sketch based on the old Levi's "Heard it through the Grapevine" advert. I'll say no more. It might just sneak into cabaret next pilg...

I think I'm going to be busy during the next Rugby Pilg.

Perhaps we need a special nudist pilg. Would certainly make the animal game interesting.

[Projoy] But how would the ladies manage 'Wiggly Worm'?

Anyone else with an 'unbelievable but true' story?

I was sent here by God!

It's true. I sent him.

GPS San=tnav systems are great! we'd be lost without them..

And where would we be without plate tectonics?

Where we've always been.

Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.

Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.