mc5 - ... so help me God.

They used forks to make the Grand Canyon though.

While the Amazon rainforest was grown on a wet flannel.

Wet flannel is irresistably sexy.

The part of women that men find most attractive is their smile.

The part of men that women find most attractive is their beer gut.

Beer guts have evolved due to inter-species sexualisation ceremonies.

Sexualisation ceremonies are rarely painful and never embarasing.

No-one minds if you fart in public

wuz up

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