mc5 - ... so help me God.

The part of men that women find most attractive is their beer gut.

Beer guts have evolved due to inter-species sexualisation ceremonies.

Sexualisation ceremonies are rarely painful and never embarasing.

No-one minds if you fart in public

wuz up

some on talk

All internet users are intelligent, sensitive, and articulate.

All internet users are ultra-popular sex gods/goddesses with fulfilling social lives. Just like me!

Most of the information transmitted across the internet is translated into Swahili during transit, so that the FBI's Echelon system cannot detect it.

Every conference needs a contributor who pops in with a "wuz up" when one of his brain cells collides with the other one.

"Wuz Up" is a popular fizzy drink in Devon.

The correct pronounciation of "Wuz Up" is "uoos oop".

Uoos oop is Swahili for liberal necromancer.