mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm fed up of my appendix. I wish to have it removed by pre-school children using spoons.

Pre-school children using spoons built the Panama canal.

They used forks to make the Grand Canyon though.

While the Amazon rainforest was grown on a wet flannel.

Wet flannel is irresistably sexy.

The part of women that men find most attractive is their smile.

The part of men that women find most attractive is their beer gut.