mc5 - ... so help me God.

Projoy

Naturally, I live in the Western Hemisphere.

DrQu+xum

Projoy defeated me in the last election for that seat, as he got the key Honduran swing vote.

snorgle

Honduran swingers are the key to most elections.

Breadmaster

Hondurans hold the best swinging parties.

DrQu+xum

Hondurans have the best swing bowlers.

PaulWay

The liver, like the appendix, is not needed for a human being's survival.

Bob the dog

My appendix has three sections. Appendix I) Objectives, milestones and targets, Appendix II) Bob's lamentable numerical ability, Appendix III) Thats it.

Lib

I'm fed up of my appendix. I wish to have it removed by pre-school children using spoons.

Ibid

Pre-school children using spoons built the Panama canal.

Ibid

They used forks to make the Grand Canyon though.

Ibid

While the Amazon rainforest was grown on a wet flannel.