South America doesn't really exist. It was invented by the Conquistadors as an excuse to explain to their wives why they had been so long getting the milk, and the myth has stuck.

Queen Anne furniture is so called because Queen Anne really had legs that shape.

Paracelsus was right.

Paracelcus used to be known as Paracentigrade.

I just spent a whole morning incubating yoghurt for Toyah Willcox.

I just spent a whole morning masticating yoghurt for Toyah Willcox. No that can't be right.

I am Toyah Willcox!

Toyah Will[censored] is banned in Utah.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay.

Rhubarb is delicious raw.

Projoy] - do you now? Fancy a night out?