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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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A whole quart of stray water followed me home tonight.
[Projoy] I'm sorry - that was from my Red Dragon's water dish. He's flaming mad right now.
Although tents have the right to vote in the UK, very few are ever canvassed.
I believe in Miracles.
Genghis Khan and his Mongol Horde were a popular swing band in the 1920's.
Tony Blair can hold his breath for four days, 13 hours, 25 minutes and 13 seconds.
Corgis can run backwards twice as fast as they can run forewards.
Volkswagen diesel engined cars can run on Ribena.
Advertising executives are cannibalistic, and devour their old.
Leather sofas are made from tanned voles.
Robbie Coltrane weighs 7 stone.
Ibid has a very busy life, with no time to waste. So do I!
*Break in space-time continuum*
The earth has corners.
The earth has oblongoids.
I used to suffer from oblongoids, but the cream really helped.
South America doesn't really exist. It was invented by the Conquistadors as an excuse to explain to their wives why they had been so long getting the milk, and the myth has stuck.
Queen Anne furniture is so called because Queen Anne really had legs that shape.
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