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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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George W Bush once accidentally flushed himself down the toilet. He was salvaged from the local sewage plant some hours later, though doubt remains even today as to whether they retrieved the right little shit.
Blob] I heartily disaprove of your lack of respect for Mr Bush at the present time.
I voted for George W Bush, and believe he is doing a fine job.
</lie> DrQ, that is simply untoppable. The most audaciously brass-necked statement I ever read. I must resign!
I'm happy Projoy has resigned.
And sod the troops. </lie>For anyone who has reached this page a-la Google; realize that all statements here are lies.<lie>
If your pet water dies, send me a cheque and I will send you a new one in dehydrated form.
Female pole-vaulters are all members of a secret shamanistic sect and practice the art of attracting rabbits by "bunny whistling".
There is no such thing as stair carpet.
'Smoking Crack' is the result of insufficient lubrication.
I still believe George W Bush is doing a fine job. We're a lot better off under him than we were under Bill Clinton (although I do have to say that Clinton has good taste in women.)
Fat German is an excellent lubricant.
A snorgle is a type of Kagool.
Bob the dog is a spoonerism of an Irish phrase, "dob the bog", which is skinny dipping in swampland.
A whole quart of stray water followed me home tonight.
[Projoy] I'm sorry - that was from my Red Dragon's water dish. He's flaming mad right now.
Although tents have the right to vote in the UK, very few are ever canvassed.
I believe in Miracles.
Genghis Khan and his Mongol Horde were a popular swing band in the 1920's.
Tony Blair can hold his breath for four days, 13 hours, 25 minutes and 13 seconds.
Corgis can run backwards twice as fast as they can run forewards.
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