George W Bush once accidentally flushed himself down the toilet. He was salvaged from the local sewage plant some hours later, though doubt remains even today as to whether they retrieved the right little shit.

Blob] I heartily disaprove of your lack of respect for Mr Bush at the present time.

I voted for George W Bush, and believe he is doing a fine job.

</lie> DrQ, that is simply untoppable. The most audaciously brass-necked statement I ever read. I must resign!

I'm happy Projoy has resigned.

And sod the troops. </lie>For anyone who has reached this page a-la Google; realize that all statements here are lies.<lie>

If your pet water dies, send me a cheque and I will send you a new one in dehydrated form.

Female pole-vaulters are all members of a secret shamanistic sect and practice the art of attracting rabbits by "bunny whistling".

There is no such thing as stair carpet.