i am a retired greyhound jockey

I'm a retired greyhound, and extremely relieved that pelgis will no longer ride me around a dirt-track each night in pursuit of a rabbit we'd more easily catch if we intercepted it going the other way.

I am the retired rabbit of the greyhound circuit. I am undefeated. muahahahahahahahhahaahahah!!!!!

"I will get you my opium slave, and your little prescription writer too!"

thumper old rabbits never die they just fade away

No, jock, old rabbits do die, they just die hard.

A Gummi Bear is one who has gotten more than its paws in the honey.