Cockroaches, quite surprisingly, can only subsist on sago pudding and chutney.

This morning I had to queue for 2 hours in order to go and cast my vote. I voted for the Cream Sponge and Newts Anonymous Party.

I cast my vote and caught a 10lb trout!

The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees

The sloths are hungry... would anyone happen to know whether they like liquorice? The wizard said they do but Patrick disagrees

i am a retired greyhound jockey

I'm a retired greyhound, and extremely relieved that pelgis will no longer ride me around a dirt-track each night in pursuit of a rabbit we'd more easily catch if we intercepted it going the other way.