mc5 - ... so help me God.

My middle name is "Stegosaurus"

I find the problem with living inside a semi-detached leg is the noise from the knee bears.

I always drive at the speed limit.

"Breadmaster" is actually my name. I had a terrible time at school.

I had a terrible time yesterday - it was 93 minutes past pi.

The invisible man crashed his invisible car outside my house today. The police came to clear the crowds - "Move along now, there's nothing to see".

Neil Armstrong came round to see me today. He was completely stoned!