SARCASTIC RABBIT must now feature in every fifth move after this one, or Putney Bridge tube station will be demolished.

I'll be voting Conservative this time.

so will I, I like their firm stance over tuition fees (blatant self-interest declared)

I'll be voting.

"My teenage son Clarence is 3'4" tall and prefers dressing in green tights as opposed to the traditional red of the Cringle family. I shall surprise him next Christmas with a strand of my DNA seeing as he does not possess one already."

SARCASTIC RABBIT returns to save Putney Bridge. Good Bunny.

Scientists have observed that coffee is 20-30% more spillable than tea.