Sarcasm is the highest form of wit

SARCASTIC RABBIT must now feature in every fifth move after this one, or Putney Bridge tube station will be demolished.

I'll be voting Conservative this time.

so will I, I like their firm stance over tuition fees (blatant self-interest declared)

I'll be voting.

"My teenage son Clarence is 3'4" tall and prefers dressing in green tights as opposed to the traditional red of the Cringle family. I shall surprise him next Christmas with a strand of my DNA seeing as he does not possess one already."

SARCASTIC RABBIT returns to save Putney Bridge. Good Bunny.