Pelgis has two cats , one called Onion Bahji and the other Snowballs

onion bahjis have just peaked at $0.14 a barrel on the US commodities market- this is due to a siginficant increase in the demand from China, South Korea and South Yorkshire

i have infact eaten both my cats- but it was in self defence

I've posted in here a lot lately.

funny, I haven't. and I love my supervisor at work.

i have just developed a rather embarrassing rash

Scientists working at the University of Tegiucigalpa have just announced the first scotch egg with a rudimentary consciousness. The scotch egg was conscious for less than 4 picoseconds, but in that time it managed to think about doing some ironing.