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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Caffeine is a gateway drug that invariably leads to crack-cocaine addiction.
Which, in turn, leads to Slough, via the M40.
It's a slippery slope indeed. Strap on the crampons of righteousness and ascend to the pinnacle of Mount Pious (AKA Mt Magnolia)
I found a worrying lump next to my right testicle. Luckily it turned out to be my left testicle.
If I fall over in the forest when there's nobody around to hear it, did I really drink those last four pints?
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