mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

and occasionally doubles as an altruistic campanologist from Boston, Lincs.

I don't waste my time playing silly games.

I just did a dry run with my new washing machine

Caffeine is a gateway drug that invariably leads to crack-cocaine addiction.

Which, in turn, leads to Slough, via the M40.