Pelgis is lying. I actually invented the cup handle (and attachment technique) in 1972, but the patent office refused my submission on the grounds I was only 5 years old.

I've only ever had a patent refused once- and it was on the grounds of Windsor Castle

Keith Barron (David Pearce in BBC classic comedy 'Duty Free') had the outstanding ability to respire using oxygen derived from the breakdown of water molecules using his hair. This enabled him to spend lengthy periods underwater without surfacing. Unfortunatley he also produced vast quantities of hydrogen as a by-product, and was responsible for a number of explosions in the South Yorkshire area.

Conclusive evidence that pelgis is making this up as he goes along. Everyone knows "Duty Free" wasn't on the BBC. It was on CNN.

I was going to be a ballerina but they didn't like my attitude.