I used to chuck spears for a living, but now I'm a hyena.

when all sixteen checkouts crash in the middle of a saturday lunchtime at *a certain well known UK-based supermarket chain*, it's very very funny indeed.

The County of Norssex if rather fed up with being overlooked by its better advertised sister counties.

Tere are, in fact, only twenty-five letters in the Englis alpabet. The letter " " is a myt.

Except in the word "the".

[maths] That's just so much hyperbolics. [/maths]

...would've been a worse option.

Trigonometry is all about sin and secs.

The invention of the car owes very much to the development of the hubcap which was first patented in 1789 and then stoodly idly for a century of so until somebody scraped off the rust and invented something for it to go on.