mc5 - ... so help me God.

Shit myself have you?

If you learn to crochet, you are 500 times more likely to prevent crimes on your street. Ply hook and tie crook!

I got a magic eye book for Christmas and after staring at it for half an hour I realised the image looked exactly like Paul Daniel's retina.

Boolbar

I've returned 2005 as the sleeves were too short and exchanged it for a nice 1988 instead.

Bob the dog

[Thos] I was told that magic eye series includes a book of famous asses in 3D, so it may not have been Paul Daniel’s retina after all. It may have been his donkey.

Stimpy

Money is only a problem when you don't have planty of it

nights

customers are lovely, especially when they don't seem to want to leave, when we all do.