mc5 - ... so help me God.

........................ "FORE !!!!!!!".....................

Spammers are great. I want to be their friend.

Because I walk like an Egyptian, complete strangers give me bangles.

Blimey! a mince pie. You don't see those very often.

Whenever a spaniel is born, a baptist minister dies.

This is because of the finite number of dog collars.

Essence of Welsh head-teacher has been detected in Nestlé products.

dog sits on carpet

wat the fuk are all u fukin retarsa talking about?????...... get some fukin lives u dumb nuts

u people should go watch porn or something and start talking about things that are going on not the things in ur fukin outsider world retards!!!!!!

At last! Some real wit!