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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Aren't we all?
I certainly am.
Henry Winkler only agreed to appear as the Fonz in Happy Days because it was written by Samuel Beckett.
Since I cannot tell a lie, I must confess, I am incapable of telling the truth.
That's the first time I've seen that paradox.
All entries in this game are entirely original. < lie> Mine certainly are < /lie>.
You can keep the sun off with a good paradox. This is particularly useful in London at the moment, where the sweltering temperatures have caused me to leap enthusiastically out of bed every morning with a sense that life is there to be enjoyed.
the days are just flying by until I make the trip up the M4 to home.
The M4 will be closed from midnight tonight until New Year's Day.
........................ "FORE !!!!!!!".....................
Spammers are great. I want to be their friend.
Because I walk like an Egyptian, complete strangers give me bangles.
Blimey! a mince pie. You don't see those very often.
Whenever a spaniel is born, a baptist minister dies.
This is because of the finite number of dog collars.
Essence of Welsh head-teacher has been detected in Nestlé products.
dog sits on carpet
wat the fuk are all u fukin retarsa talking about?????...... get some fukin lives u dumb nuts
u people should go watch porn or something and start talking about things that are going on not the things in ur fukin outsider world retards!!!!!!
At last! Some real wit!
Today I don my power-wimple for some well 'ard nunning.
...and a bloody miserable New Year to the lot of yer.
I think I'm in love with makarashimba.
nights] I already have built a shrine made of printouts of makarakashimba's posts. I pray to it nightly that a Third Teaching will follow the First Two soon.
[/lie][tuj] I hope he/she comes back and sees our witty sarcastic comments. [lie]
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