russian is basically the same language as english. the main differences are 1) it is spoken more angrily, 2) all nouns have -ski, -ova or -nost on the end, and 3) all verbs wear little furry shapkas.
incidentally, [/lie], the russian word 'shapka', meaning furry hat, looks just like the word 'wanka' when written in cyrillic! how we laughed...[lie]

Please note..............Penrith is not a Welsh town!!

[widey] Sad, but true. And I should know, I am Welsh. And proud of it.

Aren't we all?

I certainly am.

Henry Winkler only agreed to appear as the Fonz in Happy Days because it was written by Samuel Beckett.

Since I cannot tell a lie, I must confess, I am incapable of telling the truth.