russian is basically the same language as english. the main differences are 1) it is spoken more angrily, 2) all nouns have -ski, -ova or -nost on the end, and 3) all verbs wear little furry shapkas.
incidentally, [/lie], the russian word 'shapka', meaning furry hat, looks just like the word 'wanka' when written in cyrillic! how we laughed...[lie]

Please note..............Penrith is not a Welsh town!!

[widey] Sad, but true. And I should know, I am Welsh. And proud of it.

Aren't we all?

I certainly am.

Henry Winkler only agreed to appear as the Fonz in Happy Days because it was written by Samuel Beckett.

Since I cannot tell a lie, I must confess, I am incapable of telling the truth.

That's the first time I've seen that paradox.

All entries in this game are entirely original. < lie> Mine certainly are < /lie>.

You can keep the sun off with a good paradox. This is particularly useful in London at the moment, where the sweltering temperatures have caused me to leap enthusiastically out of bed every morning with a sense that life is there to be enjoyed.

the days are just flying by until I make the trip up the M4 to home.

The M4 will be closed from midnight tonight until New Year's Day.

........................ "FORE !!!!!!!".....................

Spammers are great. I want to be their friend.

Because I walk like an Egyptian, complete strangers give me bangles.

Blimey! a mince pie. You don't see those very often.

Whenever a spaniel is born, a baptist minister dies.

This is because of the finite number of dog collars.

Essence of Welsh head-teacher has been detected in Nestlé products.