I've been listening to the new radio station Philosophy FM, whose motto is "All Aristotle, all the time". Obviously it is targetting the ancients. There is a sister station, Psycho Babble AM, which is targetting the Jung crowd.

I love testing.

The rich seam of comedic potential just struck by Dunx's latest lies did nothing to tickle my funny bone.

Historians and thespians alike were dismayed to discover that Shakespeare’s first theatre was a globe artichoke.

The middle name of the current President of the United States is Warehouse.

[Tuj: I think you're confusing him with Nixon.]

Hurricane - I don't think so Mrs - leave the weather forecasting to us experts!

I'd just like to say that it wasn't me!!!!!!!!

Blocked drains can be cleared simply by playing them a recording of You'll Never Walk Alone played by a professional banjo orchestra

The St Winifred's School Choir are not allowed within forty feet of inflammable materials by order of a Barnsbury court.

If you close your eyes and swallow a plectrum in St Paul's Cathedral you will receive a night-visitation from Jimi Hendrix within the next forty minutes.