mc5 - ... so help me God.

[Tuj: I think you're confusing him with Nixon.]

Hurricane - I don't think so Mrs - leave the weather forecasting to us experts!

I'd just like to say that it wasn't me!!!!!!!!

Blocked drains can be cleared simply by playing them a recording of You'll Never Walk Alone played by a professional banjo orchestra

Projoy

The St Winifred's School Choir are not allowed within forty feet of inflammable materials by order of a Barnsbury court.

Projoy

If you close your eyes and swallow a plectrum in St Paul's Cathedral you will receive a night-visitation from Jimi Hendrix within the next forty minutes.

Tina

I was so glad to read that the dollar is shrinking. I thought it was just that I'd forgotten to take them out of the pocket of my jeans before washing.