No they haven't - aha another fluffy animal gone!
News in - Microsoft have just released Windows [95/98/me/2000/xp - delete as appropriate] which is a much more stable platform than the previous operating system.

compatibility problems? no, a mac will run nicely on a predominatly windows-based university network.

Any line extended infinitely in both directions will be hard to get into your car without opening the hatchback.

Hatchbacks are so called because that's where new cars are born from.

Pass me a boiled sweet and add me to the list for Diabetes.

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