*bing bong* "First Avon and Somerset are pleased to inform all bus passengers within the Bath city area that all drivers will now be pleased to accept bus passes in any condition, no matter how battered or dogeared. That is all." (click)

Thank you for calling . . . your call is important to us, you are held in a queue and will be answered shortly . . . [girl from ipanema 20 second loop] . . .Thank you for calling . . . your call is important to us, you are held in a queue and will be answered shortly . . . [girl from ipanema 20 second loop]...Thank you for calling . . . your call is important to us, you are held in a queue and will be answered shortly . . . [girl from ipanema 20 second loop]........ click, "Hello, customer ser...click ooooooooooooooo

My presentation tomorrow will go just swimmingly. [/lie] Sir H, have you been on the phone to O2? [lie]

If I leave for that meeting at 05:30 - I'll miss the queues on the M25 [Nights] Yes!

The Nile is not a river in Egypt.

My presentation this morning went terribly. ^_^ [/lie] [Sir H] lucky guess, being a customer myself. [lie]

The Nile is a device used in Birmingham to secure two pieces of wood together.

........ just a little thing but . . .

I live in a tree
I live in a tree
I live in a tree
And nobody loves me!

[Tuj] I've sent you a tear drenched tissue via e-mail. I do hope that it doesn't clog up the system.

Having only ever owned manually driven vehicles and wishing to keep up with current technology I decided the other day to try an automatic. They aren't.

Every seventh summer, all colours of the spectrum rotate one to the left (red becoming orange, orange becoming yellow, etc.). Adapt your wardrobe accordingly - preferably light cottons and knits. bonus points for spotting the quote - I'd love it if someone got it.

I never get anything......No I tell a lie I once got measles...........