cheese has finally been proven by leading scienfitic research groups as the major source of familial upsets over the festive period. This Christmas, all UK supermarkets, including *a certain well-known UK supermarket chain*, have agreed to ban its sale to anyone looking moderately cheerful, as it will almost certainly spoil what might have otherwise been an excellent Noel.

Am I wrong, is not Condoleeza Rice the sexiest woman alive?

Italian Rolex at throw away prices. Impress with your new Rolex. Gift someone you love with a Rolex

Dear Client of the National Westminister Bank,
Whilst we update our systems, we earnestly urge you to provide your data by clicking on the link below otherwise your access will be blocked and all your account can be frozen.
http://www.natwest.net/theftofyourmoney/mugs.stm
We thank you for your cooperation.

First Great Western trains have the interests of the customer at heart. (yes, I've been travelling again, and no, it wasn't a good experience.)