mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bif

Wet sand is a perfectly acceptable substitute for sewing machine oil.

Pelgs

Deep root fillings and tooth extraction are still the best forms of entertainment

nights

I'm having a superb day. *sniff*

Boolbar

Estate agents know what they are doing.

widey

Monochrome is a beautiful colour................unlike slate grey which is kind of drab!!

Dunx

I have this overwhelming urge to stand on the desk in my cube and shout "My hovercraft is full of eels!" at the top of my voice. Excuse me for a moment.

Ah, that's better.

from the desk of the editor:

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