mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bollocks.

In one province of Vietnam it is said two Bollocks were hitched to a plow and the frightened water buffalo ran away dragging them through the rice paddies.

Wilcox

I jumped from a runaway locomotive and landed here!!! Dear Lord, somebody roll me back onto the tracks, pleeeease.

Projoy

I have the world's largest collection of cubic centimetres.

Bob the dog

I went to a disco in a quarry. It was the pits.