The principles of the Domino effect are often mis-understood. The basic rule is that if 2 pizzas of the same format (same size,topping, etc) come into close proximity of each other (< 1 meter) then a chain reaction caused by actions of the "Henstrech" field (in both pizas) will cause an atomic chain reaction. The formtion of a sub molecular "black hole" is not uncommon. Although the effect is often no more than subdivisonal slippage and a folding of both pizzas in on themselves. A similar reaction can be caused by carrying a single pizza on the rack of a small motor scooter.............

In venice it is illegal to ridicule the Gondoliers when they are in costume.

I'm ever so pleased that it looks like we've got the rodent back for another three years. *sigh*

When in Venice you must never be tempted to feed the Gondolas

It is both illegal and impractical to travel the streets by Gondola- though often very tempting!

I have just discovered that my best friend is a Thespian

The last 3 postings were made using recycled electrons- because I care.

The last one, and this one are not.

No matter how hard I search, I cannot find a saddle for my seahorse

Seahorses are really the remnants of an ancient race, which pre-date humanity by over 36 years.

Porpoises and Dolphins both have a great sense of humour and a love of practical jokes. This is evidenced by their invention of the sonic controlled fin.

Chimpanzees are genetically predisposed to Catholicism, while Gorillas epouse Lutheran doctrine. Lemurs tend toward Satanism in its many forms, which explains why they were persecuted throughout the middle ages.

The EU quota for Cumulo-nimbus clouds has been exceeded for this year, as a result Ireland and Portugal will have their cloud cover reduced in November, until the price of tambourines recedes to an acceptible level. France can maintain there current level output due their incopatibility with other global weather systems.